What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:19
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
No way
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
New Covid strain hits holiday hotspots as three new symptoms flagged - Cork Beo
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
How do I get rid of a cold in 1 day?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Gucci Owner Picks Auto Executive for One of Global Luxury’s Top Jobs - WSJ
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How Mark Walter’s billions could help the Lakers gain an edge on the court - Silver Screen and Roll
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried